January 2012
29 posts
December 2011
50 posts
Sitting at the cool table →
dysfunctionarian:
Z wrote this sweet piece for HoopSpeak about perceived softness in the NBA. And really, it applies to all sports. Probably business, too. READ IT OR I’LL STAB YOUR FACE. :)
HALLAS & DAVID DISCUSS : SKYRIM (KINDA)
me: I get to pick flowers AND mine for minerals in Skyrim?
me: IT'S LIKE RED DEAD AND MASS EFFECT HAD A BABY.
David: Look out for giants. Im warnin ya. Your travels across the universe and southwestern u.s have not prepared u
me: I'M A WOOD ELF.
me: I SHOOT FIRE FROM MY HANDS.
me: I HAVE AN AXE.
me: I'M PREPARED.
David: Oh yeah. Be careful with thebutterflies
me: I'll give you a butterfly. RIGHT UPSIDE YOUR PUNY LITTLE HEAD.
David: Can you be a transexual prostitute wood elf? that might be more your style
me: I will have my revenge when we play MW3 in six months.
me: YOUR MOM IS A TRANSSEXUAL PROSTITUTE WOOD ELF.
me: GIVE ME MY BLUETOOTH HEADSET BACK. RIGHT NOW.
me: I'll count to 5.
David: Hahaha. So you can carry it through skyrim in your elf man pussy? no deal
me: Haha. God dammit. I hate you.
HALLAS RANTS : MY APPLE HATRED
First, we’ll start with a screenshot from my computer.
Now some explanation…
I despise any and all Apple and Apple-related products. They’re too expensive. They’re not nearly as intuitive as you’re led to believe if you’ve been using Windows-based products for your entire life (or if you’re a technophobe). iTunes is a complete bastard. Most of my...
[insert witty title here]: Official December 2011... →
dangerguerrero:
Breakfast Sandwiches - Still holding strong. No signs of fading.
Omelettes - Always spell omelette with two t’s, regardless of what spell check says. It’s classier. Here to help.
French Toast - Thick-cut ONLY. If you own a restaurant and you make your French toast with Wonderbread, you…
“I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social.”
– Woody Allen (via thecloisterbell)
“Most of the glowing Drake reviews that anoint Take Care as an album of the year...”
– @straightbangin (via The Worst Songs of 2011, via Straight Bangin’)
[insert witty title here]: Spam Emails Are The... →
dangerguerrero:
I love reading the scam emails that end up in my Spam folder. Some of them contain turns of phrase and comedic gold that a million hilarious monkeys at a million typewriters could never create. They delight me so, and I enjoy sharing them with you. (Previous examples here and here.)
In the…
“Well, Frank Miller is someone whose work I’ve barely looked at for the past...”
– -Alan Moore responding to Frank Miller’s comment on the Occupy Movement (via deathistheroadtoawe
)
“I believe these words came from the Pokemon movie. Life can be a challenge. Life...”
– Herman Cain, announcing on Saturday that he was suspending his presidential campaign. He has quoted the same words in previous speeches, attributing them to a poet. (via officialssay)
Creation & Earth History Museum (San Diego/Santee,... →
HOLY CRAP. It has a website now…
This…is glorious. Santee continues to do me proud.
Pitchfork Review - Childish Gambino : Camp →
Ouch.
Props to @sexyresults though for writing a review of an album that I liked, A LOT…yet I can’t really argue with any of the points he makes.
Much better than THIS REVIEW, which basically boiled down to “why is he rapping, Community is a good show, he should just stick to being an actor.”
